Hi, have you guys ever noticed how whenever there’s a report about, you know, somebody’s body being found, they’ll always interview the neighbors. And the neighbors always say the same thing, they always say, agh, she was such a quiet girl, you know. Ah she kept to herself mainly, just very devastating, just like any other girl you know? Just very sad, yeah very sad. Why are they always quiet and nice? Do loud people not get killed? It’s like once, just once, I would love it to go down like this. After being reported missing by friends, the body of the 23 year old woman was found here on Saturday night. Bound to happen, one of these days, if you ask me. Devil’s eyes, she had the devil’s eyes. Who? She was killed. You had a neighbor who was killed. I mean, at the end of the day, I’m nice to people and I’m alive, you know what I’m saying? And uh just between you and me, something wasn’t quite right, you know, just something, something was just a bit. There, over there… that’s something about her was just weird, you know? Just uh. What was she like? I…I don’t know who my neighbors are. She would always park her car in other people’s driveways and I was like, One day, somebody’s going to. I know, that’s kind of cruel, but you know, I just never want my neighbors to describe me as something so dull as boring and quiet, and they have no idea why I got killed. Hell no man, I want to be like, you know, man, Natalie was like a gangster, man, she was a thug, I was scared of her. She had people coming over to her house like 4am. I don’t know, they were like members of you know, the crime community. I want the reporter to be like. Natalie was believed to be involved in many criminal activities. In fact, the killing may be involved with some of the most dangerous gangs in the world. That’s the kind of death I want, man. Booyah. Um that’ll never happen because I’m really uncool. I was never asked to join any gangs, even fake gangs as a kid. I told people I was in gangs but they laughed at me. Because I was kind of like that movie that never quite happened, you know? This summer, but you know, the girl from the wrong side of the tracks, gets caught up in the wrong crowd, then they keep walking and they leave her behind, this summer, that’s me. Speaking of why I’m so uncool, a couple of you were like, hey Nat, have you try reading Bride’s Head because you’re like Evelyn. What, ugh guys, come on, give me some credit, man. Of course I’ve read Bride, it was like, compulsory, everybody has like reading cabinet. It’s like asking me if I don’t own Dickens. Um, I do own Dickens, I like, sorry, I um I like Great Expectations. I don’t know why I own so much Dickens. I own uh pretty, I think I own most of Dickens, even really really bad Dickens. Um and all I like is Great Expectations, that’s weird. I’ll keep reading the two novels because I have too many people saying, Keep reading them. Movies! I saw um Revolutionary Road and Milk because I said I would. Yup yeah, both good films. Um Revolutionary Road is all about the performances, and Milk made me cry, it was very, you know, emotional. Yeah, as you can see. No, it was, it was very emotional. I…I cried a lot. Um I have seen Slumdog. Too many people kept messaging me about Slumdog and The Wrestler. Watch my other videos, I mention them, it’s all good. I try to make you guys lamington, sorry I’m talking quickly because like my videos keep getting too long. I made lamingtons, and I thought I was recording the prices for you, and I was like, hey you guys! I’m gonna teach you how to make lamingtons. And um, and I tried to teach you how to make lamingtons, and then I realized that I didn’t press record. So I’ll make lamingtons again, when I finish this batch. Mmm…fire it up man, they’re so good. I’ll teach you how to make them.
